This one is more for me to vent but I’m sure you may find some thoughts in common.

Cue Ko-Ko from the Mikado 🎶

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,

I've got a little list — I've got a little list

Of society offenders who might well be underground,

And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!

My not exhaustive list:

  • People who drive 10km below the speed limit

  • People who don’t use indicators

  • People who don’t look out for bike riders

  • People who drive slowly then speed up on the amber light but you get the red

  • Parents doing the school drop off who think it’s okay to double park

  • Parents doing the school drop off who just stop and block a whole lane waiting for a park

  • People who are looking for a street number and drive slowly then suddenly stop

  • People who intentionally speed along another lane to avoid queuing and then expect to be let in

  • People who pull up beside you in a non-existent lane trying to get ahead of you at traffic lights

  • People who drive ahead instead of merging because they want to turn the corner just ahead, despite you indicating to turn

  • People who won’t let you merge when you enter from a side road

  • People who drive right behind you thinking it will make you go faster or get out of the way despite all lanes being full of traffic

  • People who sit in the right lane just below the speed limit instead of leaving the lane for overtaking

  • People driving slowly or towing caravans on the highway who speed up when an overtaking lane appears

He's got 'em on the list — he's got 'em on the list;

And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed.