Sending subtle messages in meetings.

An enamel badge pinned on a green and white checked shirt. The badge has a white background and in black letters says Not Today, Satan.

Just clarifying a common misunderstanding about sarcasm.

An enamel badge pinned and a dark green blazer. The badge has a yellow background and white wording which says: Sarcasm isn’t an attitude it’s an art.

There’s a small child screaming “leave me alone” nearby and I’ve never related to a child more. Four more days then I’m on holidays.

Sometimes I like to live on the edge and keep wiggling my toes when I see the cat sitting staring intently at them. I usually regret this. I did, in fact, regret this tonight. For 9yrs old she’s pretty fast.

A new project manager and business analyst have started on a project which was reset after going awry. They want to do current state analysis and capture requirements. The thing we spent months doing last year on a system which hasn’t changed in 20yrs. Sigh. Time for new voodoo dolls to be made up.

It’s 9:30am on Monday morning and I’ve just set up my out of office message to kick in at 3:30pm on Friday afternoon. I am very ready for three weeks away from work.

I don’t know who came up with the idea to have a Snoopy themed screensaver on the Apple TV but they’re a genius. Brings a smile to my face all the time.

🌞 A lovely sunny day and it’s 25°c at 5pm and slowly cooling down. After all the wet weather lately it’s good to see a proper autumn day. A lot of the neighbourhood agrees with me judging by the number of people also out along the river and in the park.

🐱 On #Caturday we sit on the back of the chair to watch tv.

A black and white cat called Ali laying across the top of a chair, which has a checked green and tan throw over it. Her white paws are gripping either side of the chair back and she has big green eyes staring at something.

🤷 Sometimes you can get all your chores done early on a Saturday. Other times the cat goes to sleep in your lap and you have no option but to keep reading your book.