Boss is away and I’m acting director of the department. I promised not to break anything or anyone.

A round black lapel badge pinned to a light coloured jacket. The badge has a cat sitting on a raft with shark fins visible. Around the outside of the image are the words “I’m fine. It’s fine. Everything is fine”.

Wearing a solidarity message for my fellow introverts.

A red lapel badge pinned on a blue and white tweed coat. In white writing the badge has “Introverts Unite” and a raised fist. In smaller lettering “separately, in your own homes”.

Today’s badge on the jacket.

A square lapel badge pinned to a dark jacket. It has “Don’t be a dick be kind” written on four rows with multicoloured letters.